bounjour? I'm Ida Nurfarhana Marzukhe. 17. Currently in Malaysia.

math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie

liverpate:

azraeldoesnotdispute:

liverpate:

why am i not a banana

Because your genetic code dictates that you are human. However, it should please you to know that you share 50 - 60% of your DNA with a banana.

thanks man

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everyone: you don't have friends
me: uh, yes i do?
everyone: okay name them
me: actual name or URL?